Listen, I know I’m a lot. There’s a reason I am usually the most expensive one on the shelf. I’m sophisticated. I’m glamorous. I’m the red carpet in a glass. But once you get to know me, you’ll see I’m also pretty down to earth. Treat me right and I’ll treat you right, if you know what I mean.

Likes: Sun hats to protect my delicate skin, the spotlight

Dislikes: Strongly flavoured dishes that try to outshine me